Sharp contrast of light and dark. Subject twists waxed mustache compulsively while laughing softly but maniacally. Proceeds to rub hands together gleefully. Exits stage L.
Brief portrayal of 1 Dimensional Damsel in Distress or the more infrequent 2 Dimensional Dude in Distress. Comic chase/climax followed by panning in on closely manicured criminal face, cutting red, black, red, black. Red. Confident and yet deranged *wink*. Bang-Pow! Bruises. Shaky camera angles. Kabloo-ey! Fade to black.